jessi's example journal.

"No, dear, what you are is a bitch. Tricky thing, that 'b' and 'w', but the Muggles are so helpful in keeping them far apart on the keyboard, so you won't make the mistake again." -- source

"That's absurd. All of it. You would never lie to us. And pet rat? You barely tolerate me cuddling you when you're a rat." -- source

"Sod off, you impossible, faithless git." -- source

"I was living in the middle of a war where people had to use codes just to know their loved ones weren't Death Eaters in disguise, stuffed away in my house hiding from a madman, died when that madman came and tried to kill my baby, and ended up here where everyone is saying things I can't even begin to process, let alone believe.

"Tends to make a bird a little paranoid about who is what and working for or Imperiused by whom." -- source

"Gallant sir, you are the very best of men.

"I shall come swoon in a moment. I need to check on my baking bread first." -- source